“Life at best is bittersweet”
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The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat. | |
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What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. |
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Life is like a rainbow. You need both the sun and the rain to make its colors appear. Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain. |
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The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. Doctors bury their mistakes, architects just plant ivy.
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